Monday, September 11, 2006

Any Likeness is Purely Coincidental



Introducing Pre-Pre-School Evil, on his way of course to receiving his Doctorate of Evil in due time. I would suggest everyone listen to him or suffer the sticky consequences. If you are willing to risk life and limb, I have it on good authority that if you feed him, burp him, change his diapers, and at least 6 of the 8 or 9 planets are in conjunction, you can induce a light coma (sleep people) in him anywhere from 10 minutes to 7 hours.

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