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What a wonderful weekend. Family’s in town, food simmering on the grill, and Auburn football on TV. But in all the laughter and good times, a disturbing possibility haunted me in the late hours of Monday night. Nathaniel may not be an Auburn fan. Allow me to present all the evidence and you decide for yourselves.

Exhibit A:


Uncle Lance and Nathaniel. Note the smile on Nathaniel's face. Lance made it known to Nathaniel that Lance is going to Auburn and can hook up Nathaniel with season tickets.

Auburn:1 Alabama:0

Exhibit B:



Uncle JJ and Nathaniel. Note the sad look. JJ's defection to the University of

rednecks

Alabama has broken Nathaniel's heart.

Auburn:2 Alabama:0

Exhibit C:



Twiddle dee and Twiddle dum. Dee soaked the Auburn shirt and dum to the bone with a torrential 4+ ounces of liquid white gold, the "more expensive than gas in California" formula. Such a dramatic coup d'état is worth two points for Alabama.

Auburn:2 Alabama:2

What is a worried father to do? Where can he go for help/counseling/greiving? But wait, what's this? A closer examination of the evidence exhonerates el Nino from any wrongdoing on his dad's shirt. Nathaniel's bottle was prepared in the home of a widely publicized Alabama fan, but to his credit a master griller. An undated photo of the griller's grill.
Nathaniel was simply trying to make a statement about Alabama fans as he sacrificed his dinner so as not to taint his body with "Alabama" water. Way to take one for the team, Nathaniel. The Auburn team right little buddy?

Auburn:3 Alabama:2