Saturday, April 29, 2006

Mrs. Pregnant USA

A finalist in tonight's event, Mrs. Pregnant Alabama is really glowing tonight, Bill. That's right Ted, she's in the home stretch and is really flaunting it! The competition is fierce, though, so she will have to do her best to have a shot at the crown. Let's meet them now:

Mrs Pregnant Michigan is in the middle of the bulging belly-fest and she is large and in charge. The weathered look on her face comes from being pregnant and raising a two year old. But don't count her out yet Ted, because endurance and long-suffering are two categories these lovely ladies will be competing in and Mrs. Michigan will see high marks from our judges tonight.

Mrs. Pregnant Georgia hails from Newnan and has been described as "a toothpick with an olive." However, Mrs. Pregnant Georgia is modest and refers to herself as "a cow." She loves video games and cooking (which score well with our male judges) and handles little feet sticking into her ribs with the grace and composure seconded only by those who have accidently set their eyebrows on fire. (This is neither the time nor the place for me to go into detail about this gem of a story in my life).

Keep tuned in to see the drama unfold as Bill and Ted take you into bizzaro world, packed with tense waddling races and sychronized breathing skits. It won't be long before you are wondering how many "Honey can you do this for me/get that for me/bend over and pick up that/" you can say in a minute.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Blogger Down

I tried putting google maps on my blog entry and got shot down ... My blog is all screwed up ...

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Diet Competition: 12 Weeks of Sugar-Free Torture

My old man and I are in a diet competition against each other. Twice a week weigh-ins and daily consumption reports. Its like telling the enemy your location and the disposition of your arsenal. He has the leg up on me in the exercising daily category, but I'm a scrappy mother so watch for me to come from behind ( and take out dad's knees so he can't exercise anymore!)

Friday, April 21, 2006

Excellent Æbelskivers

My sister-in-law makes Æbelskivers. I would put a link to Wikipedia about these yummy breakfast morsels, but there is no article made about Æbelskivers. I have a new mission in life. Get an account with Wikipedia and post an article about Æbelskivers. The picture is of a pan used to cook them. Basically it makes sweet pancake balls and reportedly some put apple slivers in them.

I found the correctest spelling of Æbelskivers and a link to the wiki article about them.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Diet Coke Fountain

As Webelos leader, I am privy to the antics of some of the craziest boys this side of the Macon-Dixon line. But I do get to do some pretty cool stuff with the Scouts, like making this fountain of Diet Coke. Mentos and Diet Coke and a PVC pipe contraption that I had built especially for this experiment. Posted by Picasa

Friday, April 07, 2006

Dart Meister

Its official. I got skillz. I teh 1337. All your base now belong to me. Anyways, I played some really good darts at work today and had to snap a shot of a 3 bull round.

Over The Hill

Our good ol' buddy James from work hit the 40 year mark. He's on a downward slippy slope to his grave now! :) Thanks to Monica for the design of the cake and Jerry for splitting the cost with me.