A finalist in tonight's event, Mrs. Pregnant Alabama is really glowing tonight, Bill. That's right Ted, she's in the home stretch and is really flaunting it! The competition is fierce, though, so she will have to do her best to have a shot at the crown. Let's meet them now:
Mrs Pregnant Michigan is in the middle of the bulging belly-fest and she is large and in charge. The weathered look on her face comes from being pregnant and raising a two year old. But don't count her out yet Ted, because endurance and long-suffering are two categories these lovely ladies will be competing in and Mrs. Michigan will see high marks from our judges tonight.
Mrs. Pregnant Georgia hails from Newnan and has been described as "a toothpick with an olive." However, Mrs. Pregnant Georgia is modest and refers to herself as "a cow." She loves video games and cooking (which score well with our male judges) and handles little feet sticking into her ribs with the grace and composure seconded only by those who have accidently set their eyebrows on fire. (This is neither the time nor the place for me to go into detail about this gem of a story in my life).
Keep tuned in to see the drama unfold as Bill and Ted take you into bizzaro world, packed with tense waddling races and sychronized breathing skits. It won't be long before you are wondering how many "Honey can you do this for me/get that for me/bend over and pick up that/" you can say in a minute.
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